1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3.ple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4.uck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.


ck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

uck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.